HERO

dice5t

Flattery pick up lines to sweep her of her feet

Aug 21 2014 at 09:30am

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all

my prayers. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my

knee falling for you. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and

you together. They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get

your number? Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice

set of buns! Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright

for me. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you

passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you

every step of the way. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does

mine start with U? I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have

yours? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time

I see you, you turn me on! Are you a camera? Because every time I look at

you, I smile. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to

heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and

heaven has been brought to me. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend

material. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a

pretty sweet ass. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I

check you out? Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you

kids. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely

turned me on. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget

a pretty face like that. My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a

conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar.

Wanna buy some drinks with their money? Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how

fine you look right now? Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been

looking right all day. I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a