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iboksdee

when ur mum has gt it

Aug 12 2016 at 10:18am

A woman was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in d same year. So she whispered to each of them "after your wedding, text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!".
After a week, the first daughter sent " NESCAFE". The second week d second daughter sent "BENSON". Their mum as a soji woman picked up a tin of nescafe and read from d label *fantastic till d last drop* she also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes nd found written on it * extra long,king size!*. She thought aloud " not too bad for them at dis age. A few days later, her third daughter's text came in "Arik; lagos - kano!" So mama called arik air information desk to inquire abt their lagos-kano flight duration and she was told that; its 3times daily, 7days in a week and flight duration is 75minutes tro&fro...
Mama fainted on hearing DAT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂



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